Modern Home Decorating

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers – A horse
A jacket potato topping – Jam
A sign of the zodiac – April
A job a working dog does – Slave
Something with a hole in it – A window
Something people might be allergic to – Skiing
Something associated with pigs – The police
A non-living object with legs – A plant
Something red – My cardigan
Something you beat – An apple
A number you have to memorise – Seven
Some famous brothers – Bonnie and Clyde
Something that floats in the bath – Water
Something in the garden that’s green – The shed
Something a blind man might use – A sword
Something you wear on the beach – A deckchair
An animal you might see at a zoo – A dog
A famous bridge – The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N – Knee
Something you put on walls – Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom – Decorate
A famous Royal – Mail
Something slippery – A con-man
A method of securing your home – Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed – Sleep
The last thing you take off before going to bed – Your feet
Something that makes you scream – A squirrel
Something you have with coffee – Sunday Sport
Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine – A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it A – Dalek
Something you open other than a door – Your bowels
A bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell
A dangerous race – The Arabs
Something you would take to the beach – Turkey
An animal you might see at the zoo – A dog

Excellent, really made me laugh